So, I’m actually annoyed by the army asking dead soldiers to return to combat, but instead of discussing that (in depth at least), I think I’ll rant about drivers in a certain city.

First, for the serious rant. The army apparently used an old list and sent letters (which arrived right after Christmas) asking 75 officers who died in combat and about 200 wounded to return to active duty. Perhaps they should utilize some form of cross-checking (perhaps a list of all casualties) so this can never happen again. Yes, it was a mistake, and yes, dead people get credit card offers and calls from telemarketers. BUT, unless there was some form of freak accident, the deceased were not killed by the very people re-soliciting their services.

Moving on.

All the snow here is apparently confusing drivers. Whiteout conditions can be hazardous. However, drivers’ penchant for speeding and tailgating (65 – 85 mph, 4 – 5 cars all within 2 feet of each others’ bumpers) increases the likelihood of accidents. As does peoples’ tendency to STOP DRIVING in the MIDDLE of the ROAD if it’s raining/snowing hard. Right, I know you can’t see. So what makes you think the guy behind you can see you when you stop driving?? Let’s think that one through just one more time, shall we? Also, if it’s slightly slick outside, and you can reasonably drive 30 mph, why oh why are you only driving 15 mph? In the left lane? All the people passing you on the right are trying to tell you something. Oh, and one more thing. If there’s a double turning lane, and you want to make a U-turn, which lane would be best for you to be in? I’m sure we can all agree that the RIGHT turning lane (as opposed to the LEFT) is the WRONG LANE. Thank you, clueless driver from California, for providing the inspiration for that last tidbit of wisdom.

Good night, everyone.